dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.
I’m going to kill myself
Teen Jesus: I want to get into Quinn's pants.
Sam: Have you considered becoming a lesbian?
Teen Jesus: *le blank stare*
Sam: She used to make me wear an animal sweater and a skirt, you could try that.